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The New Jersey Generals

Tour de Trump

Bankruptcy 1 (TER-Taj)

Trump Shuttle (airline)

Trump: The Game

Bankruptcy 2 (TER-Taj)
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GoTrump.com

Trump Mortgage

Trump Steaks

Trump Magazine

Bankruptcy 3 (TER-Taj)

Trump Ice (bottled water)
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2011

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2015

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Trump University

Trump Vodka

Trump Network

Bankruptcy 4 (Plaza Hotel)

Bankruptcy 5 (TER-Taj)

Trump Home

Miss USA  in limbo

Bankruptcy 6 (Taj Mahal)

Cryin’ Chuck / Fake Tears

Chuck Schumer

Low Energy Jeb

Jeb Bush

Little Marco

Marco Rubio

Little George

George Stephanopoulos

Lyin’ Ted

Ted Cruz

Pocahontas

Elizabeth Warren

Rocket Man

Kim Jong Un

Sleepy Eyes

Chuck Todd

Wacky Frederica

Frederica Wilson

Liberal Puppet Jones

Doug Jones

PRESIDENTIAL NOUNS

LIAR

IDIOT

MORON

NITWIT

GOON

FOOL

JACKASS

IMBECILE

DOLT

DUNCE

DIMWIT

BUFFOON

KOOK

LOON

NUMSKULL

OAF

SIMPLETON

TWIT

CLOD

IGNORAMUS

presidential ILLITERACY

Trump speaks at fourth-grade level, lowest of last 15 U.S. Presidents.

NEWSWEEK, 2018-01-08

LYING VS FAKE NEWS

Through Dec. 30, 2018 (710 days), President Trump has made 7,645 false or misleading claims

Washington Post Fact Checker

VIOLENCE

June 29, 2017, press briefing

The President in no way, form or fashion has ever promoted or encouraged violence.

Sarah Huckabee Sanders

White House spokeswoman

Praising Montana congressman Greg Gianforte who attacked reporter Ben Jacobs.

Any guy who can do a body-slam, he’s my guy.

Donald Trump

President, United States of America

 November, 2015, Alabama Rally

Get him the hell out of here, will you, please? Get him out of here. Throw him out! [He was] so obnoxious and so loud … maybe he should have been roughed up. Maybe he should have been roughed up. 

Donald Trump

President, United States of America

Rally, St. Louis, Missouri

You know, part of the problem and part of the reason it takes so long is nobody wants to hurt each other anymore, right?

Donald Trump

President, United States of America

February, 2016, Cedar Rapids, Iowa

So if you see somebody getting ready to throw a tomato, knock the crap out of them, would you? Seriously. Just knock the hell … I promise you, I will pay for the legal fees. I promise. I promise.

Donald Trump

President, United States of America

I’ll beat the crap out of you.

Donald Trump

President, United States of America

If you do (hurt him), I’ll defend you in court, don’t worry about it.

Donald Trump

President, United States of America

I’d like to punch him in the face.

Donald Trump

President, United States of America

Maybe he should have been roughed up.

Donald Trump

President, United States of America

The audience hit back. That’s what we need a little bit more of.

Donald Trump

President, United States of America

WOMEN

You know I’m automatically attracted to beautiful — I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it, you can do anything. Grab them by the pussy, you can do anything. Donald Trump

President, United States of America

I moved on her and I failed. I’ll admit it. I did try and fuck her. She was married. And I moved on her very heavily… I moved on her like a bitch, but I couldn’t get there. Donald Trump

President, United States of America

You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her wherever. Donald Trump

President, United States of America

They said, ‘How are you going to change the pageant?’ I said ‘I’m going to get the bathing suits to be smaller and the heels to be higher’. Donald Trump

President, United States of America

There are basically three types of women and reactions. One is the good woman who very much loves her future husband, solely for himself, but refuses to sign the agreement on principle. I fully understand this, but the man should take a pass anyway and find someone else.The other is the calculating woman who refuses to sign the prenuptial agreement because she is expecting to take advantage of the poor, unsuspecting sucker she’s got in her grasp. There is also the woman who will openly and quickly sign a prenuptial agreement in order to make a quick hit and take the money given to her. Donald Trump

President, United States of America

I have days where, if I come home — and I don’t want to sound too much like a chauvinist, but when I come home and dinner’s not ready, I go through the roof. Donald Trump

President, United States of America

You have to treat ’em like shit. Donald Trump

President, United States of America

It doesn’t really matter what (the media) write as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass. Donald Trump

President, United States of America

It must be a pretty picture, you dropping to your knees. Donald Trump

President, United States of America

Yeah, she’s really something, and what a beauty, that one. If I weren’t happily married and, ya know, her father… Donald Trump

President, United States of America

If Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her. Donald Trump

President, United States of America

Rosie O’Donnell is disgusting, both inside and out. If you take a look at her, she’s a slob. How does she even get on television? If I were running The View, I’d fire Rosie. I’d look her right in that fat, ugly face of hers and say, ‘Rosie, you’re fired.’ Donald Trump

President, United States of America

Can you imagine that, the face of our next next President? I mean, she’s a woman, and I’m not supposed to say bad things, but really, folks, come on. Are we serious?

Donald Trump

President, United States of America

RIVAL NICKNAMES

Wacky Omarosa

Omarosa Manigault Newman

Cheatin’ Obama

Barack Obama

Mr. Magoo

Jeff Sessions

Little Adam Schiff

Adam Schiff

Crazy Jim

Jim Acosta

Dicky Durbin

Dick Durbin

Sneaky Dianne

Dianne Feinstein

Sloppy Steve

Steve Bannon

1 for 38 Kasich

John Kasich

Crazy Bernie

Bernie Sanders

Crooked Hillary

Hillary Clinton

 

Cryin’ Chuck / Fake Tears

Chuck Schumer

Low Energy Jeb

Jeb Bush

Little Marco

Marco Rubio

Little George

George Stephanopoulos

Lyin’ Ted

Ted Cruz

Pocahontas

Elizabeth Warren

Rocket Man

Kim Jong Un

Sleepy Eyes

Chuck Todd

Wacky Frederica

Frederica Wilson

Liberal Puppet Jones

Doug Jones

PRESIDENTIAL NOUNS

LIAR

IDIOT

MORON

NITWIT

GOON

FOOL

JACKASS

IMBECILE

DOLT

DUNCE

DIMWIT

BUFFOON

KOOK

LOON

NUMSKULL

OAF

SIMPLETON

TWIT

CLOD

IGNORAMUS